SLPT : Just Show Up

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PieCowPackables on February 19th, 2021 at 00:23 UTC »

I was trying to get a job, and despite being persistent they wouldn't give me an answer. So I just showed up at starting time ready to go, and they were like " what are you doing here. I said I'm here to work, and they said ok fine.

Yuna__707 on February 19th, 2021 at 00:49 UTC »

“Hi! Today is my first day as an unpaid intern!”

“Umm...... this is a McDonald’s?”

little-red-turtle on February 19th, 2021 at 01:14 UTC »

Get a suit then walk around in the office, act like you are a board member and fire someone in front of everybody. The others will be scared. Then walk around and give some unsuspecting workers random tasks with a very short deadline. If busted, go to another office and repeat.