Real talk, went to get the Covid vaccine and my father couldn’t resist telling me he didn’t want to get it because “GoVeRnMeNt TrAcKiNg” (same for the ancestry test)
I paused and said “but you did 30+ years in the military. They have your name, age, rank, blood, work history, religion, bank info, fingerprints dental records. When you in processed MEPS a government doctor had you spread your cheeks to check your asshole. But NOW you draw the line.”
He laughed and said “yeah, your right!” But I know it went out the other ear like SO.MANY.OTHERSSSSSS
This is a man with TWO masters degrees. You can be smart and still fall prey to false advertising.
Life Pro Tip: Put a tiny mirror over your picture on your drivers license. That way if you get pulled over the cop will get confused and arrest himself.
CutIntelligent209 on February 11st, 2021 at 18:13 UTC »
Real talk, went to get the Covid vaccine and my father couldn’t resist telling me he didn’t want to get it because “GoVeRnMeNt TrAcKiNg” (same for the ancestry test)
I paused and said “but you did 30+ years in the military. They have your name, age, rank, blood, work history, religion, bank info, fingerprints dental records. When you in processed MEPS a government doctor had you spread your cheeks to check your asshole. But NOW you draw the line.”
He laughed and said “yeah, your right!” But I know it went out the other ear like SO.MANY.OTHERSSSSSS
This is a man with TWO masters degrees. You can be smart and still fall prey to false advertising.
TooShiftyForYou on February 11st, 2021 at 18:15 UTC »
"I don't need the government keeping up with my personal information."
20 minutes later
"Hey Facebook friends, here I am at Applebee's!"
The2500 on February 11st, 2021 at 19:13 UTC »
Life Pro Tip: Put a tiny mirror over your picture on your drivers license. That way if you get pulled over the cop will get confused and arrest himself.