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otusa on February 7th, 2021 at 11:25 UTC »

Are we sure his face didn’t turn...crimson?

GeoDude86 on February 7th, 2021 at 12:52 UTC »

My friend was roommates with a girl grad school who went to Harvard for her Undergrad. I guess when introducing themselves, she was really rude and said "The University of Michigan...uhh isn't that a pub-lic-kuhhh school?". Anyway, when she mentioned she went to Harvard he just went "oh people call that the University of Michigan of the east don't they?" and she was not happy about this comment. For two years he got everyone he knew to refer to Harvard as the "University of Michigan of the East" just to piss this girl off.

consultingeyedraven on February 7th, 2021 at 13:41 UTC »

Was in a hostel in London and met a few other Americans in the bar. One kid was going on and on about how his brother was in NHL and dating this famous actress and oh btw, he himself is headed to Harvard next year to play hockey.

The cute girl he was directing all this towards is not letting him have any of it.

"Harvard? Is that one of those juniors teams in Canada?"

"Who is [actress]?"

"She was in [famous movie]"

"Uhhh, that sounds like a porno"

Guy was so rattled it was perfect.