My losses today don’t compare to these losses. I require a sacrifice from u/LifeLiterature0987

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ignatztempotypo on February 1st, 2021 at 22:36 UTC »

That didn't age well

Xtrasauc3 on February 1st, 2021 at 22:41 UTC »

He's still looking for the nail clippers so he can deliver on his promise.

godson21212 on February 2nd, 2021 at 01:17 UTC »

Lol imagine the media shitstorm if this poor fucking schmuck actually does it and posts a video here. CNBC wouldn't even have to be creative. "WSB castrates redditor in a satanic ritual to beseech the market gods for bountiful tendie harvest!"