beardedheathen on January 24th, 2021 at 23:39 UTC »
"Haha look I'm Ted cruz getting into twitter arguments with celebrities. Look how relatable and not all at like the zodiac killer I am"
mike_pants on January 24th, 2021 at 23:44 UTC »
I heard Ted Cruz likes to piss in his pants because he enjoys the warm feeling of his piss running down his legs.
HopeThisHelps90 on January 25th, 2021 at 00:59 UTC »
Imagine being Ted Cruz but you’re favorite actor is Seth Rogan and you gotta act like you hate him
beardedheathen on January 24th, 2021 at 23:39 UTC »
"Haha look I'm Ted cruz getting into twitter arguments with celebrities. Look how relatable and not all at like the zodiac killer I am"
mike_pants on January 24th, 2021 at 23:44 UTC »
I heard Ted Cruz likes to piss in his pants because he enjoys the warm feeling of his piss running down his legs.
HopeThisHelps90 on January 25th, 2021 at 00:59 UTC »
Imagine being Ted Cruz but you’re favorite actor is Seth Rogan and you gotta act like you hate him