One of my favourite British chants is when you end up taking the piss out of your own team whilst also goading the other.
I go the rugby and my team installed an artificial pitch the first to be used in the league and there was a lot of controversy over it. We ended up winning absolutely no away games for a while and winning at home. Naturally it was the pitch giving us an advantage they said. Which then birthed the song when we did go in front away from home;
“WE’RE WINNING ON GRASS, WE’RE WINNING ON GRASS, HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE, WE’RE WINNING IN GRASS”.
Skullah11 on January 24th, 2021 at 10:01 UTC »
One of my favourite British chants is when you end up taking the piss out of your own team whilst also goading the other.
I go the rugby and my team installed an artificial pitch the first to be used in the league and there was a lot of controversy over it. We ended up winning absolutely no away games for a while and winning at home. Naturally it was the pitch giving us an advantage they said. Which then birthed the song when we did go in front away from home;
“WE’RE WINNING ON GRASS, WE’RE WINNING ON GRASS, HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE, WE’RE WINNING IN GRASS”.
Rulweylan on January 24th, 2021 at 10:34 UTC »
Other highlights:
Your teeth are offside - Luis Suarez
"His name is Rio and he sits up in the stands" (When Rio Ferdinand was banned for 8 months for missing a drug test)
"His name is a shop" - Lennel John Lewis
"We've got Novac, we've got Novac, our floors are filthy cause we've got Novac"
Cumminswii on January 24th, 2021 at 11:21 UTC »
First game for Wayne Bridge after the news broke about his wife sleeping with John Terry. To the tune of London Bridge is falling down.
“Bridges wife is going down, going down, going down. Bridges wife is going down, on John Terry.”