Came home late one night when I lived with 3 roommates, in a downtown area that wasn't exactly safe during the day, to find someone standing at the front window of the pitch dark living room. Looked like they were staring out the window at the road below. The only lamp was across the room past the person, so I stopped in my tracks and asked who they were, but got no answer. I said "motherfucker, quit playing or I'm going to beat your ass". No answer. So I charged and gave that bastard the mightiest right hook to the jaw I was capable of launching... only to go right through him and almost crash through the window because "he" was a cardboard cutout of Indiana Jones that my idiot roommates had stolen from the theater earlier that day while I was at work and thought would be funny to put in the window.
4sc077 on January 16th, 2021 at 17:32 UTC »
What a pants-shitting, terrifying way to wake up. Love it
BlockDroid13 on January 16th, 2021 at 17:33 UTC »
"There are no accidents"
UnadvertisedAndroid on January 16th, 2021 at 19:11 UTC »
Came home late one night when I lived with 3 roommates, in a downtown area that wasn't exactly safe during the day, to find someone standing at the front window of the pitch dark living room. Looked like they were staring out the window at the road below. The only lamp was across the room past the person, so I stopped in my tracks and asked who they were, but got no answer. I said "motherfucker, quit playing or I'm going to beat your ass". No answer. So I charged and gave that bastard the mightiest right hook to the jaw I was capable of launching... only to go right through him and almost crash through the window because "he" was a cardboard cutout of Indiana Jones that my idiot roommates had stolen from the theater earlier that day while I was at work and thought would be funny to put in the window.