To the Dog, however, the car will always be The Millennium Falcon entering hyperspace when getting on the highway... and human will always pretend like he knows what you are saying
The universe where Star Wars never existed and it was all the drug fueled dream of like some random dude named like Todd or something
"BREAKING - "Han Solo" real name Todd Fernsby was arrested today following the assault on a bar patron. Fernsby was allegedly on hallucinogenic drugs when he entered a bar and attacked another bar attendee. Fernsby was sitting at a table with the victim whom was confused when Mr. Fernsby kept referring to them as "Greedo" and speaking nonsensically about a being called "Jabba" before open firing on the victim. The following morning police entered Fernsby's home and found him sitting next to his dog "Chewie" in two torn out car seats seemingly driving what he claimed was an intergalactic space ship.
Phazlerde on January 15th, 2021 at 15:04 UTC »
To the Dog, however, the car will always be The Millennium Falcon entering hyperspace when getting on the highway... and human will always pretend like he knows what you are saying
DaveInLondon89 on January 15th, 2021 at 15:17 UTC »
Chewbacca is more real than that dog is, ironically.
ishkee_ on January 15th, 2021 at 16:02 UTC »
The universe where Star Wars never existed and it was all the drug fueled dream of like some random dude named like Todd or something
"BREAKING - "Han Solo" real name Todd Fernsby was arrested today following the assault on a bar patron. Fernsby was allegedly on hallucinogenic drugs when he entered a bar and attacked another bar attendee. Fernsby was sitting at a table with the victim whom was confused when Mr. Fernsby kept referring to them as "Greedo" and speaking nonsensically about a being called "Jabba" before open firing on the victim. The following morning police entered Fernsby's home and found him sitting next to his dog "Chewie" in two torn out car seats seemingly driving what he claimed was an intergalactic space ship.
More following as this story develops... "