TWEEoMOZ on January 1st, 2021 at 22:51 UTC »
The tablecloth, preserving their innocence
ImPrettyWhack on January 1st, 2021 at 23:17 UTC »
When Bob ate with his parents on a date with Kate one night, Kate softly said, "I'll be right back!" and disappeared from sight,
She crept away, but crawled right back and 'neath the table went - To go give Bob a pleasure that felt nearly heaven-sent,
She took his fly and zipped it down to set his wiener free - She slurped his dong but didn't know his parents there could see,
The table made of glass was not opaque in it's design - His parents saw her give Bob's knob a righteous slobber shine,
His mom then started feeling sick and said, "I see your dick!" - His dad became enraged and fucking beat him with a stick.
datathecodievita on January 1st, 2021 at 23:58 UTC »
Tonight on Bottom Gear,
Richard crashes a moonlander at NASA
James shaves a hamster for a fashion show
And I get a blow**** under a glass table.
TWEEoMOZ on January 1st, 2021 at 22:51 UTC »
The tablecloth, preserving their innocence
ImPrettyWhack on January 1st, 2021 at 23:17 UTC »
When Bob ate with his parents on a date with Kate one night, Kate softly said, "I'll be right back!" and disappeared from sight,
She crept away, but crawled right back and 'neath the table went - To go give Bob a pleasure that felt nearly heaven-sent,
She took his fly and zipped it down to set his wiener free - She slurped his dong but didn't know his parents there could see,
The table made of glass was not opaque in it's design - His parents saw her give Bob's knob a righteous slobber shine,
His mom then started feeling sick and said, "I see your dick!" - His dad became enraged and fucking beat him with a stick.
datathecodievita on January 1st, 2021 at 23:58 UTC »
Tonight on Bottom Gear,
Richard crashes a moonlander at NASA
James shaves a hamster for a fashion show
And I get a blow**** under a glass table.