For 2021 I got myself a calendar with daily bitch quotes. Here’s to day one!

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croninsiglos on January 1st, 2021 at 22:59 UTC »

Corn enters the chat

killroy1971 on January 2nd, 2021 at 01:03 UTC »

IDK. Corn makes chips, bread, sweetener, and whiskey.

project_valient on January 2nd, 2021 at 01:51 UTC »

"Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

"No."

"Ham?"

"No."

"Pork chops?"

"Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"

"Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."