The Daily Populous Thursday December 31st, 2020 morning edition
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captainramen on December 30th, 2020 at 22:41 UTC »

Cocaine and Excel are the two pillars holding up the world

AgentOrange96 on December 30th, 2020 at 22:58 UTC »

Excel is designed to be so backwards compatible that it maintains a known bug from Lotus 1-2-3, a product it initially competed with. They don't want to break anything by fixing this kinda thing.

Anon89AQ4 on December 30th, 2020 at 23:27 UTC »

And now repeat after me: "excel is not a database".