cigarandcreamsoda on December 26th, 2020 at 00:26 UTC »
Plot twist: OP had two legs to begin with but didn’t want to hurt wife’s feelings.
thatlookslikemydog on December 26th, 2020 at 00:42 UTC »
I hope it didn’t cost an arm.
bullybullybully on December 26th, 2020 at 01:33 UTC »
Are you at all worried about your carbon footprint?
cigarandcreamsoda on December 26th, 2020 at 00:26 UTC »
Plot twist: OP had two legs to begin with but didn’t want to hurt wife’s feelings.
thatlookslikemydog on December 26th, 2020 at 00:42 UTC »
I hope it didn’t cost an arm.
bullybullybully on December 26th, 2020 at 01:33 UTC »
Are you at all worried about your carbon footprint?