Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like all politicians, right here tonight. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there in DC with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here, with a big ribbon on their head, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
NeoMatrix1217 on December 22nd, 2020 at 04:29 UTC »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like all politicians, right here tonight. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there in DC with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here, with a big ribbon on their head, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
xero_art on December 22nd, 2020 at 04:58 UTC »
I was expecting a gif but you probably couldn't afford it.
ChumplesXL on December 22nd, 2020 at 05:36 UTC »
And why is the carpet all wet Todd?!?