Originally a street cat that was quick to fight. He put his talents to use, winning fight after fight. But his skills and good looks got him a cushy job. And then another. And then another. Now he's lazy and just phones in being a cat.
But... if he's at a cocktail party and you push him too far, his street cat origins will return, and he will mess you up bad.
iLoveMykittycats24 on December 14th, 2020 at 17:40 UTC »
But found his house smarts.
SissyFrisco on December 14th, 2020 at 18:39 UTC »
I recently introduced my dog to the electric blanket. Now she acts like Gollum and it's her precious!
starstarstar42 on December 14th, 2020 at 18:45 UTC »
Clearly he is the Jason Statham of cats.
Originally a street cat that was quick to fight. He put his talents to use, winning fight after fight. But his skills and good looks got him a cushy job. And then another. And then another. Now he's lazy and just phones in being a cat.
But... if he's at a cocktail party and you push him too far, his street cat origins will return, and he will mess you up bad.