I 100% had to do this Big Bend National Park back in 2011. My then fiancé was scared to see bears and I told her “it’s February, they’re hibernating.” Well as it turns out, they don’t hibernate in that area as it stays warmish all year. Lo and behold, the biggest black bear I’ve ever seen was square in the middle of a the trail, about 25 feet from us. I’m 6’4 so I raised my arms super high and in a deep voice said “WOOOOOOAAAAH BEAR!!” The fucker took one look at me a scooted away. I’m pretty sure my ass ate half of my briefs.
iMercyGT on December 9th, 2020 at 12:53 UTC »
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, it made me laugh way to much.
Delbert_Channels on December 9th, 2020 at 13:38 UTC »
If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s black, fight back.
Savage_Henry869 on December 9th, 2020 at 13:58 UTC »
I 100% had to do this Big Bend National Park back in 2011. My then fiancé was scared to see bears and I told her “it’s February, they’re hibernating.” Well as it turns out, they don’t hibernate in that area as it stays warmish all year. Lo and behold, the biggest black bear I’ve ever seen was square in the middle of a the trail, about 25 feet from us. I’m 6’4 so I raised my arms super high and in a deep voice said “WOOOOOOAAAAH BEAR!!” The fucker took one look at me a scooted away. I’m pretty sure my ass ate half of my briefs.