The Daily Populous Thursday December 3rd, 2020 night edition
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dubbsmqt on December 2nd, 2020 at 16:35 UTC »

Send one to Kanye

nexus6ca on December 2nd, 2020 at 17:49 UTC »

Do not say 'you did not win.'

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Say: "Congratulations on winning the prestigious runner up prize. This prize entails a brand new title, Former President of the United States!"

See, he won then!

ExactlySorta on December 2nd, 2020 at 18:00 UTC »

It wasn't a loss. It was an alternative victory.