Pro Tip: work half a day, and pretend to work the other half. Get paid for all of it. And when you actually need to deliver a burst of productivity, you can do so fairly easily and look like a miracle worker. It's how Scotty ran the Enterprise.
I read a story somewhere on Reddit of a dude that got to work hungover and went to take a shit but fell asleep and woke up when everyone else went home and the boss saw him and thought he stayed late and promoted him for the dedication.
Madlysheepish85 on November 25th, 2020 at 19:08 UTC »
The fun follow up is when everyday is your day off.
Byron33196 on November 25th, 2020 at 20:20 UTC »
Pro Tip: work half a day, and pretend to work the other half. Get paid for all of it. And when you actually need to deliver a burst of productivity, you can do so fairly easily and look like a miracle worker. It's how Scotty ran the Enterprise.
6GiveMeHugs9 on November 25th, 2020 at 21:10 UTC »
I read a story somewhere on Reddit of a dude that got to work hungover and went to take a shit but fell asleep and woke up when everyone else went home and the boss saw him and thought he stayed late and promoted him for the dedication.