The Daily Populous Thursday November 26th, 2020 day edition
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Historical-Country59 on November 25th, 2020 at 15:48 UTC »

Now that you punched your hand on the floor for no reason and started bleeding I’m going to cry and run away

Fabtacular1 on November 25th, 2020 at 16:38 UTC »

“She deserves a nice guy like me, who won’t mistreat her at every turn!”

I couldn’t tell you anything that happens after that. My cringe-meter went to 11 at reading that, and had to stop.

PhatPhlaps on November 25th, 2020 at 16:46 UTC »

This has to be satire, please tell me this is satire. Show me the source OP, get it out for us!