“Yes, let’s! I cannot stand this distance any longer!”
“Okay, here we go...”
“Wow, so this is what it’s like being one foot closer to you... have you always had that mole above your lip?”
“For as long as I can remember, why do you ask?”
“No reason... You know what? Maybe this was a bad idea. We might get caught and there would be hell to pay. We should move back a step... make it several.”
serotonin_scavenger on November 6th, 2020 at 02:14 UTC »
People have been socially distancing themselves from me since I was a kid, so this is easy-peasy
NotTheBelt on November 6th, 2020 at 03:01 UTC »
“Should we do it?”
“Yes, let’s! I cannot stand this distance any longer!”
“Okay, here we go...”
“Wow, so this is what it’s like being one foot closer to you... have you always had that mole above your lip?”
“For as long as I can remember, why do you ask?”
“No reason... You know what? Maybe this was a bad idea. We might get caught and there would be hell to pay. We should move back a step... make it several.”
Lazuli73 on November 6th, 2020 at 03:18 UTC »
"If you approach me any closer the devil in your breeches will compel you to devour my nethers like the barbaric neanderthal you are, Rupert."