The funniest thing I’ve ever said was also when no one was around to hear, except an infant.
It was like 3 am, I was an exhausted first time mother. Father of the baby didn’t get up at night to help because “his job was harder.” Baby was crying, I go to get him, realize he’s got a full diaper. Go to change him, it’s a poo, I open the diaper he starts peeing, I grab a wipe and cover him, and he turns his head and projectile throws up on me. I say to him “co-co-co-co-co-COMBO BREAKER” and then I realize he doesn’t get it. No one gets what I’m going through. God I’m so tired. And I just started sobbing.
koleke415 on November 4th, 2020 at 01:38 UTC »
That was my 25th birthday!
scnavi on November 4th, 2020 at 02:57 UTC »
The funniest thing I’ve ever said was also when no one was around to hear, except an infant.
It was like 3 am, I was an exhausted first time mother. Father of the baby didn’t get up at night to help because “his job was harder.” Baby was crying, I go to get him, realize he’s got a full diaper. Go to change him, it’s a poo, I open the diaper he starts peeing, I grab a wipe and cover him, and he turns his head and projectile throws up on me. I say to him “co-co-co-co-co-COMBO BREAKER” and then I realize he doesn’t get it. No one gets what I’m going through. God I’m so tired. And I just started sobbing.
Blazing_moth on November 4th, 2020 at 03:05 UTC »
Making yourself laugh with your own joke is a different type of wholesome