Absolutely murdered

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swcult on November 2nd, 2020 at 14:49 UTC »

He gave her the Whopper Jr

Ubernerd_Lucas on November 2nd, 2020 at 15:14 UTC »

It wasn't a sex thing, she just wanted the taste of Burger King out of her mouth.

CarolBatskins on November 2nd, 2020 at 16:46 UTC »

I’m 5’9 and I was on a date in the early 2000s with this woman I met on match.com she was around 5ft tall and kept commenting on how tall I am, she was like “are you like 6ft tall?” It was strange she was obsessed with it. The date we went on was kayaking so we weren’t around people standing up, when we got back to her place she invited me in. During the date she commented on my height at least 30 times. Imagine if I had been commenting on her breasts the same way. Anyways it was a good night and I never broke it to her that I was only 5’9”