I used to feed a mated pair of ducks. Then another pair showed up on my lawn. Then a third. I was so happy. Then one day I went out and there we like 20 geese and no ducks. I had to leave out the other door for a week. Fuck geese. Ducks never came back.
SethRogensPubes on November 2nd, 2020 at 13:59 UTC »
Yeah the kid who was arrested three times before graduating swears trump is the way to go.
Ethandrul on November 2nd, 2020 at 14:30 UTC »
I used to feed a mated pair of ducks. Then another pair showed up on my lawn. Then a third. I was so happy. Then one day I went out and there we like 20 geese and no ducks. I had to leave out the other door for a week. Fuck geese. Ducks never came back.
purrsforpets on November 2nd, 2020 at 15:27 UTC »
That dude is a cop now.