Billionaires on their yachts will access their accounts by satellite phone, and their brows will furrow because the amounts they received in their tax refunds have gone down. Absolutely nothing about their standard of living will otherwise change.
Republican politicians will respond with outrage over "The Great Brow Furrowing Holocaust" which will eclipse every other calamity in the history of human experience. The implementation of modern healthcare programs and new incentives for people to succeed will cause a drop in deaths due to poverty and lack of insurance, which the Republicans will label as the second biggest tragedy ever.
ArmyMedicalCrab on October 28th, 2020 at 14:03 UTC »
I didn’t read past the third sentence because I was too busy thinking, “Well shit, things are looking pretty awesome for me next year!”
thinkB4WeSpeak on October 28th, 2020 at 14:06 UTC »
People in my hometown making less than 40k a year are losing their mind.
SporkOfThor on October 28th, 2020 at 14:34 UTC »
Billionaires on their yachts will access their accounts by satellite phone, and their brows will furrow because the amounts they received in their tax refunds have gone down. Absolutely nothing about their standard of living will otherwise change.
Republican politicians will respond with outrage over "The Great Brow Furrowing Holocaust" which will eclipse every other calamity in the history of human experience. The implementation of modern healthcare programs and new incentives for people to succeed will cause a drop in deaths due to poverty and lack of insurance, which the Republicans will label as the second biggest tragedy ever.