Can’t beat a fathers jokes

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GENGHIS_BHAN on October 19th, 2020 at 10:44 UTC »

Needs to school his kid on 'The Family-Ness' 😂

monkeywrench83 on October 19th, 2020 at 10:51 UTC »

Say it's allergic to vegetables, and if eats a child that has eaten it's veg it will spit him right oot

mccalli on October 19th, 2020 at 12:15 UTC »

If you're ever near there, make a point to stop by the Loch Ness Museum and Exhibition Centre.

What could have been a cringey "ooh...the monster is real" experience has instead been turned into an excellent scientific walk through of the loch's origins, characteristics...all of it. They use the theme of the monster to hook you into moving on to different areas (such as "can't be a plesiosaur, Scotland was about where Mexico is now at the time of the plesiosaurs and here's how the continents were formed and moved" or "can't be a large predator, there's not enough fish in the lake. Here's how the peat of the surrounding area affects the chemical composition of the lakes").

It was absolutely great - thoroughly recommend it to everyone.