When I got my first ATM card, my bank told me that it wouldn't work on certain other bank ATM's, but of course I didn't really pay attention while the girl was explaining it to me.
So I'm at Quick Chek waiting in the ATM line and when it's my turn I get an error message. I assume the card wasn't read properly so I wait for the card to get ejected and then re-insert. Again, same error message. I hear the guy behind me let out a sigh. I turn around and say "sorry, having a bit of trouble."
He says, "oh no prob, let me help" and he takes the card and inserts it. He then looks at me, we meet eyes. We start kissing in line. He's reaching for my zipper. I grab his ass and squeeze it as hard as I can. He slides his hand into my open zipper and the teeth chomp down hard. He screams. Blood soaks my pants. My zipper teeth chomp down again and he recoils, holding his wrist which is now a stump.
Shouldn't have worn my Draknoth The Hungry Pants that day.
JungleMogili99 on October 13rd, 2020 at 16:42 UTC »
Hey please don’t invade my privacy.
MemeAuthor on October 13rd, 2020 at 16:57 UTC »
When I got my first ATM card, my bank told me that it wouldn't work on certain other bank ATM's, but of course I didn't really pay attention while the girl was explaining it to me.
So I'm at Quick Chek waiting in the ATM line and when it's my turn I get an error message. I assume the card wasn't read properly so I wait for the card to get ejected and then re-insert. Again, same error message. I hear the guy behind me let out a sigh. I turn around and say "sorry, having a bit of trouble."
He says, "oh no prob, let me help" and he takes the card and inserts it. He then looks at me, we meet eyes. We start kissing in line. He's reaching for my zipper. I grab his ass and squeeze it as hard as I can. He slides his hand into my open zipper and the teeth chomp down hard. He screams. Blood soaks my pants. My zipper teeth chomp down again and he recoils, holding his wrist which is now a stump.
Shouldn't have worn my Draknoth The Hungry Pants that day.
dat_boi_o on October 13rd, 2020 at 18:00 UTC »
Double kill with the redundant PIN number AND ATM machine.