“Reflective gold coating” is the classiest way to refer to shit stains I’ve ever heard.

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Rican82 on October 13rd, 2020 at 20:14 UTC »

That champagne color pops when the light hits it just right

Stubopaloola on October 13rd, 2020 at 20:34 UTC »

Op we need to see the comments section!

super_monero on October 13rd, 2020 at 21:13 UTC »

It’s legit! None of us have ever seen one. My sister’s friend from church found it in her yard after a hard rain sent pictures to my sister who then sent pictures to my sister who then sent pictures to me and I ultimately reached out to my favourite glass site.

Now that we all know what it is, we have thoroughly washed our hands (even though two of us never touched it) and are having a good laugh at the education we just got.

Article: https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/indiana-woman-asks-experts-for-help-identifying-vintage-bottle-stopper-turns-out-to-be-a-butt-plug/