Fuck you Bryan

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T1Glistener on October 11st, 2020 at 17:18 UTC »

Definitely seems like a Bryan move. A Brian would never do this.

DrainingTheSnake on October 11st, 2020 at 18:30 UTC »

Wouldn't this just make the team more effective? It cuts weight, and the expulsion of liquid shit through the anus would propel them through the water like a jet. Both of these would make the team swim faster.

grandmasbroach on October 11st, 2020 at 18:35 UTC »

My friend got a felony for doing this to someone. He put a ton of laxatives in someone's coffee at work. Apparently, they shit so bad they ended up in the hospital with dehydration. When the dude came back to work, my buddy told him something like, sorry I just wanted to pull a prank and not send you to the hospital. Well, at that point the poop guy got a few large medical bills and didn't think it was right he pay them for someone else's stupidity. He called the cops. They arrested my friend and charged him with something like forcibly giving medication without a medical license, pretty big deal. He ended up having to pay all the medical bills and was on probation for several years.