I married the person who does this

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HarbingerAK on September 27th, 2020 at 10:06 UTC »

You have chosen...poorly

centeredsis on September 27th, 2020 at 10:59 UTC »

When the authorities find this during the investigation into your spouse’s disappearance they will dig up your whole backyard.

thatdamndonkey on September 27th, 2020 at 13:27 UTC »

I hope you address this in a mature way. And by mature, I mean passive aggressively. Keep knocking the TP on the floor and if they say something about it just agree it's odd and note that it doesn't seem like toilet paper is meant to balance on things, and if only there was some other way. :P