People like this almost make me shameful to be a christian. I've been one my entire life and I still have no idea where alot of these "christians" get all this from. I strive to be the best christian I can which is definitely not what alot of these wackos are doing.
Just like the old joke about the guy who refused to leave his house during a flood. When the water was 2 feet deep in his living room, one of his neighbors came by in his boat and offered to take him to higher ground. The man said "I'm not leaving, I have faith that God will keep me safe"
The water kept rising and the man had to retreat to the second floor. Another boat came to the window to help. "I'm staying here, God will save me."
The water kept rising and the man was on his roof, clinging to the chimney as the water swirled around him. A police rescue boat came by to help but the man refused. "God will save me."
Soon the water swept the man away and he drowned. When he got to heaven he demanded to speak to God. "Holy Father, I put my faith in you. Why didnt you help me?"
God looked down at him and screamed "YOU IDIOT, I SENT THREE BOATS."
yeti5000 on September 27th, 2020 at 07:58 UTC »
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Nit0ri on September 27th, 2020 at 09:10 UTC »
People like this almost make me shameful to be a christian. I've been one my entire life and I still have no idea where alot of these "christians" get all this from. I strive to be the best christian I can which is definitely not what alot of these wackos are doing.
prodrvr22 on September 27th, 2020 at 10:02 UTC »
Just like the old joke about the guy who refused to leave his house during a flood. When the water was 2 feet deep in his living room, one of his neighbors came by in his boat and offered to take him to higher ground. The man said "I'm not leaving, I have faith that God will keep me safe"
The water kept rising and the man had to retreat to the second floor. Another boat came to the window to help. "I'm staying here, God will save me."
The water kept rising and the man was on his roof, clinging to the chimney as the water swirled around him. A police rescue boat came by to help but the man refused. "God will save me."
Soon the water swept the man away and he drowned. When he got to heaven he demanded to speak to God. "Holy Father, I put my faith in you. Why didnt you help me?"
God looked down at him and screamed "YOU IDIOT, I SENT THREE BOATS."