"That'll be $6, love"

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obiwanjablowme on September 25th, 2020 at 11:35 UTC »

How do some women never know if they’re hungry or not? Like, it’s easy for me to recognize that in an hour or two I’ll be more hungry than I am now and if not I have a fridge.

I would have gotten 3 burgers. 1 for me, a second one because in the mental debate of if she’s going to eat it I’d convince myself I’d want it, and a 3rd one for her or the dog depending on if she wants it.

Honest_Armadillo on September 25th, 2020 at 13:22 UTC »

Honestly this kills me sometimes. I'll go for pizza and ask my wife if she wants some. She'll say no because she doesn't like the sauce there. 10 minutes later at home, she'll cut it down the middle and leave me with half a slice. Every single time.

If I buy 2 she'll get angry and tell me how I am getting fat.

Deltaclaw on September 25th, 2020 at 13:27 UTC »

Slammed like a domino lol that shits a panini now