Gotta start paying closer attention... this happens far too much

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IngenOfficial on September 15th, 2020 at 14:00 UTC »

Is that Post Malone?

CurlSagan on September 15th, 2020 at 14:35 UTC »

The scariest question format, of all possible question formats, is when someone asks you, "Did you ______ like I asked you to?"

Cause they already know the answer. You also know the answer. You're both just sitting there, awkwardly knowing the answer, together, until you say, "No. Sorry. I totally forgot."

If you want to make someone anxious, send them a message out of the blue that says, "Hey did you do that thing I asked you to do? It's important." Then just put your phone in airplane mode for a while.

TooShiftyForYou on September 15th, 2020 at 14:45 UTC »

Wife: "Hey, did you remember to pick the kids up?"

"Is that how you address a 4-star General?"