Hey, I saw on Facebook that every McDonald's production facility has tons of human meat that they're mixing in with their food to increase profits.
Also, Bill Gates has made a microscopic computer that the governmwnt will inject into our brains so they can control us. The computers will all be piloted by shrunken Denis Quaid clones and... wait. I'm mixing up two works of fiction there. My bad.
I've also heard that Antifa is responsible for most if not all the fires from nutjobs, including my grandparents. You try telling them otherwise and they just double down claiming you're just a brainwashed sheep and helping "them" hide the truth.
noodlyarms on September 15th, 2020 at 01:40 UTC »
Owning the libs by burning yourself up in a wild fire.
theundercoverpapist on September 15th, 2020 at 02:01 UTC »
Hey, I saw on Facebook that every McDonald's production facility has tons of human meat that they're mixing in with their food to increase profits.
Also, Bill Gates has made a microscopic computer that the governmwnt will inject into our brains so they can control us. The computers will all be piloted by shrunken Denis Quaid clones and... wait. I'm mixing up two works of fiction there. My bad.
RattusDraconis on September 15th, 2020 at 03:03 UTC »
I've also heard that Antifa is responsible for most if not all the fires from nutjobs, including my grandparents. You try telling them otherwise and they just double down claiming you're just a brainwashed sheep and helping "them" hide the truth.