[OC] A hunch that Onion titles were getting longer is true...

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LeonardSmallsJr on September 14th, 2020 at 03:48 UTC »

First Onion title I read, back around ‘97: “Owls are Assholes”

MannyDantyla on September 14th, 2020 at 04:10 UTC »

Local Man's Hunch is True

johnathanjones1998 on September 14th, 2020 at 04:47 UTC »

Longest title (These datapoints are just News):

"Elmore Leonard, Modern Prose Master, Noted For His Terse Prose Style And For Writing About Things Perfectly And Succinctly With A Remarkable Economy Of Words, Unfortunately And Sadly Expired This Gloomy Tuesday At The Age Of 87 Years Old"

8/20/2013

Link: https://www.theonion.com/elmore-leonard-modern-prose-master-noted-for-his-ters-1819575450