Pornhub lied to me

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GladLobster on September 7th, 2020 at 11:56 UTC »

Plot Twist: then she tells you she will pass you if you suck her dick.

alish_sapkota on September 7th, 2020 at 12:21 UTC »

Mike has never seen such bullshit before

ImPrettyWhack on September 7th, 2020 at 13:30 UTC »

When Bob was just a teen, he was failing math, he lost out on graduation, stepping off the path,

His teacher told him "You can't leave, I'll see you after class."

Bob then wondered "Will I finally get a piece of ass?"

The bell rang out, the students left, leaving Bob there with his teacher,

Bob still pondered and he wondered "Am I gonna get to smash her?"

His teacher sternly looked at him, she sighed, then gave him hell,

"You never pay attention, Bob, you're going to fucking fail."

"You clown and sleep inside my class, you never even try,"

"I'm giving you an F," she said, "since you think that you're so sly."

He looked at her and shook his head, let down and full of scorn,

He then quipped back and said aloud "This works differently in porn."