The Daily Populous Saturday September 5th, 2020 evening edition
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petaflopbopper on September 5th, 2020 at 08:46 UTC »

But on the plus side you can swim 28 mph.

IAmNotAWoodenDuck on September 5th, 2020 at 10:06 UTC »

I just get called a hobbit a lot because I'm barely 5'4" and I'm from the Netherlands where everyone is tall.

Ohsoeasy on September 5th, 2020 at 12:13 UTC »

Do you have to walk up the stairs sideways?