The Daily Populous Saturday September 5th, 2020 evening edition
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BloomEPU on September 5th, 2020 at 11:21 UTC »

well, it's a change from people that think women don't masturbate at all...

TheRealDNewm on September 5th, 2020 at 11:34 UTC »

I can say with an astonishing degree of confidence that both of your arms will get quite tired, you'll be very sore, dehydrated, and out of lotion before you become a woman.

DJ_Micoh on September 5th, 2020 at 12:15 UTC »

If masturbating turns you into a woman, I think your grip is maybe too tight.