My wife and I put up our own candidate this year!

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bloatedplutocrat on August 28th, 2020 at 22:28 UTC »

This is Todd.

He'd like you to believe he likes cheese and is a good boy...

However, he's anything but...

When Todd moved into his neighborhood in 2017, dead squirrles went up by 17%

Coincidence?

Ask this dead bunny.

Todd barked at a young black girl scout to steal her cookies, has had 30 children with seven different mothers, and according to one local doctor "has worms".

Worst of all, Todd claims to be a fan of cheese, but won't even eat his medicine when its wrapped in it.

Todd says he's the right friend for the job. But he says a lot of things.

Todd. Not a good boy, and not a cheese liker.

Paid for by Rufus for election of thing

Seuix on August 28th, 2020 at 22:38 UTC »

I drew a presidential poster for him!

sokonek04 on August 28th, 2020 at 23:14 UTC »

Breaking news: new scandal in the presidential race Todd caught trying to delay mail deliveries with excessive barking. More on this story as it develops!