The Ben Shapiro WAP response is the gift that keeps on giving

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ChibiSailorMercury on August 26th, 2020 at 11:40 UTC »

If you trust your wife to not cheat on you, why are you getting your children paternity tested?

Do happily married guys do that?

Also, why does he think that having kids means he can get his wife wet? Conception is not contingent to arouseness, female pleasure or orgasm. You just need the guy to ejaculate in the neighborhood of the vagina.

BigDaddyJ610 on August 26th, 2020 at 11:44 UTC »

Lmfao this dude is softer than Charmin.

eatmyshortsbuddy on August 26th, 2020 at 12:48 UTC »

Imagine Ben Shapiro does a paternity test on Maury. "You are not the father." Gasps throughout the audience. The wife turns away in embarrassment. Ben holds his head in shame, unable to look at the camera.

Maury, arm extended, reaches to put a reassuring hand on Ben's shoulder. Leaning in just close enough to whisper into his ear, too softly for the lapel mic to capture, Maury expresses with the deepest sympathy: "Facts don't care about your feelings." The show goes to commercial.