Additional context: we didn’t move the shark. It was a really bright night but my friends were also shining their camera flashlights on it. It was probably about 4 1/2 or 5 feet long. Here is an additional picture with my friend’s feet for scale (don’t know why imgur listed it as NSFW?). Here is a picture of the shark the next day. Edited to add: it was Slaughter Beach, Delaware, a real place with a badass name.
Shark clearing throat: pardon me old chap, would you mind terribly helping this old toothless bloke back into the surf from which I came. It seems I was too caught up in the majesty of this spectacular moonlit night and, by Jove, if I accidentally beached myself. It’s almost my tea time and I rather not find myself late. The missus will be quite displeased if she hears of another one of my mishaps. A proper thank you if you could just give me a proper tally ho and I’ll be on my way.
jdunk1991 on August 20th, 2020 at 12:53 UTC »
Did you snag any teeth?
MisterAlaska on August 20th, 2020 at 13:07 UTC »
Additional context: we didn’t move the shark. It was a really bright night but my friends were also shining their camera flashlights on it. It was probably about 4 1/2 or 5 feet long. Here is an additional picture with my friend’s feet for scale (don’t know why imgur listed it as NSFW?). Here is a picture of the shark the next day. Edited to add: it was Slaughter Beach, Delaware, a real place with a badass name.
Entomlgy on August 20th, 2020 at 13:18 UTC »
Shark clearing throat: pardon me old chap, would you mind terribly helping this old toothless bloke back into the surf from which I came. It seems I was too caught up in the majesty of this spectacular moonlit night and, by Jove, if I accidentally beached myself. It’s almost my tea time and I rather not find myself late. The missus will be quite displeased if she hears of another one of my mishaps. A proper thank you if you could just give me a proper tally ho and I’ll be on my way.