I used to work at a game stop as an assistant manager. One morning I came in to open the store, and the spot in front of my store had a car that was easily 2 to 3 feet into the adjacent spot... I drive an older piece of shit car that's very tiny (a Toyota Yaris) so in a bout of exhausted, frustrated, not yet caffeinated spite, I parked as close as I humanly could to the driver side door of this car while still remaining in my spot. I got CLOSE... Like within an inch at the closest spot. I then went into my store and proceeded to perform my opening duties. I kept checking the front for the driver to return and sure enough within about 15 minutes he came back looking frustrated and flabbergasted as to how to get into his car. I stood at the glass front door of my store calmly drinking my coffee watching him struggle for EASILY 10 minutes. I just waited for some retaliation from him on my car, at which point I would have thundered out of the door... To make matters even funnier, another car parked on his passenger side, a big SUV. Thankfully he never touched my car and I laughed and smiled as I watched him climb into his car like a shitty gymnast through his back passenger side and into the driver side and VERY carefully back out...that ended up being a good morning.
I did this before to someone haha! Not completely out of spite, but I was running late to a work meeting and the only available spot in the lot that was open was open because the person right of it parked way over the line. With no other options, I managed to sneak my car in there but it was an incredibly tight fit. I came back after the meeting to find an irate Karen on the phone complaining that she couldn't get into her car cause someone was parked too close to it. Lol.
Lifty_Pete on August 14th, 2020 at 13:52 UTC »
This is the type of person that probably laughs at people who drive smart cars. Yet here she is, unable to park her “normal” size car.
ThrilljoBaggins on August 14th, 2020 at 15:01 UTC »
I used to work at a game stop as an assistant manager. One morning I came in to open the store, and the spot in front of my store had a car that was easily 2 to 3 feet into the adjacent spot... I drive an older piece of shit car that's very tiny (a Toyota Yaris) so in a bout of exhausted, frustrated, not yet caffeinated spite, I parked as close as I humanly could to the driver side door of this car while still remaining in my spot. I got CLOSE... Like within an inch at the closest spot. I then went into my store and proceeded to perform my opening duties. I kept checking the front for the driver to return and sure enough within about 15 minutes he came back looking frustrated and flabbergasted as to how to get into his car. I stood at the glass front door of my store calmly drinking my coffee watching him struggle for EASILY 10 minutes. I just waited for some retaliation from him on my car, at which point I would have thundered out of the door... To make matters even funnier, another car parked on his passenger side, a big SUV. Thankfully he never touched my car and I laughed and smiled as I watched him climb into his car like a shitty gymnast through his back passenger side and into the driver side and VERY carefully back out...that ended up being a good morning.
Shieya on August 14th, 2020 at 15:43 UTC »
I did this before to someone haha! Not completely out of spite, but I was running late to a work meeting and the only available spot in the lot that was open was open because the person right of it parked way over the line. With no other options, I managed to sneak my car in there but it was an incredibly tight fit. I came back after the meeting to find an irate Karen on the phone complaining that she couldn't get into her car cause someone was parked too close to it. Lol.