I met Usain Bolt at some meet and greet thing that my roommate got into for some charity event. I didn't really understand how my roommate of all people got into this event but I guess people contain multitudes, even if all I ever saw him do was smoke j's and play playstation.
So we're waiting on line to meet Mr. Bolt and this lady a few people in front of us says aloud "oh my god I have to run to the bathroom" and gets out of line and does like that walk-run thing you do when like a car is coming and you're walking in the crosswalk but you want to show a little hustle.
So she passes by us towards the bathroom and then, no joke, we see Usain Bolt, some 200 feet away, hop over the table he was at and full sprint past us. I was holding my phone in my hand at the time and the rush of wind blew it out of my hand, that's how fast this dude was running.
He runs to the women's room and stops in front of it, blocking the door. The woman looks at him with a sort of "haha what the fuck" type of look and he says to her "nobody beats Usain Bolt."
Me and my roommate got Chipotle afterwards and got double meat for free. It was an awesome night. He's dead now though, so that's a bummer.
desserino on August 15th, 2020 at 08:59 UTC »
It's weird to believe he isn't on drugs if he's faster than the other trained athletes on drugs but maybe hs just adonis
MemeAuthor on August 15th, 2020 at 09:30 UTC »
I met Usain Bolt at some meet and greet thing that my roommate got into for some charity event. I didn't really understand how my roommate of all people got into this event but I guess people contain multitudes, even if all I ever saw him do was smoke j's and play playstation.
So we're waiting on line to meet Mr. Bolt and this lady a few people in front of us says aloud "oh my god I have to run to the bathroom" and gets out of line and does like that walk-run thing you do when like a car is coming and you're walking in the crosswalk but you want to show a little hustle.
So she passes by us towards the bathroom and then, no joke, we see Usain Bolt, some 200 feet away, hop over the table he was at and full sprint past us. I was holding my phone in my hand at the time and the rush of wind blew it out of my hand, that's how fast this dude was running.
He runs to the women's room and stops in front of it, blocking the door. The woman looks at him with a sort of "haha what the fuck" type of look and he says to her "nobody beats Usain Bolt."
Me and my roommate got Chipotle afterwards and got double meat for free. It was an awesome night. He's dead now though, so that's a bummer.
Jack_Raskal on August 15th, 2020 at 09:32 UTC »
Consider it this way. Even if Bolt was using, he still ended up beating all the others who were all definitely on drugs.