Phoequinox on August 14th, 2020 at 10:12 UTC »
Other things to think about:
-You can't tell if your mouth is growing mold.
-You can't brush your teeth in a crowded room.
-Your tongue never stops feeling moist.
-No one can pick the lice out of your beard.
-Turns into a feeding bag when you're nauseated.
-Gets mixed up with your sister's thong.
-You make no sense. Credit to /u/wsims4 for helping with this one.
-PEOPLE GOT MOUTH GUNS. Thanks to /u/cerealOverdrive for this urgent update.
-Can't seduce women in public with your tongue jive. /u/OwlHawkins preparing to repopulate society with tongue-fu.
Amethyst_2543 on August 14th, 2020 at 10:14 UTC »
Ya, that kid needs help alright.. From this Karen smh
eroo01 on August 14th, 2020 at 11:03 UTC »
Not to sound jaded by 2020, but does anyone think it’s a little sickening that suddenly people are talking about human trafficking around the time they need an excuse to keep from wearing masks? Is it just me being paranoid and suspicious?
Phoequinox on August 14th, 2020 at 10:12 UTC »
Other things to think about:
-You can't tell if your mouth is growing mold.
-You can't brush your teeth in a crowded room.
-Your tongue never stops feeling moist.
-No one can pick the lice out of your beard.
-Turns into a feeding bag when you're nauseated.
-Gets mixed up with your sister's thong.
-You make no sense. Credit to /u/wsims4 for helping with this one.
-PEOPLE GOT MOUTH GUNS. Thanks to /u/cerealOverdrive for this urgent update.
-Can't seduce women in public with your tongue jive. /u/OwlHawkins preparing to repopulate society with tongue-fu.
Amethyst_2543 on August 14th, 2020 at 10:14 UTC »
Ya, that kid needs help alright.. From this Karen smh
eroo01 on August 14th, 2020 at 11:03 UTC »
Not to sound jaded by 2020, but does anyone think it’s a little sickening that suddenly people are talking about human trafficking around the time they need an excuse to keep from wearing masks? Is it just me being paranoid and suspicious?