Nature fact: Sometimes when opossums get scared, they empty their bowels and play dead. I think you could apply this tactic to your dating life as well. If you do something awkward, just lie down, shit yourself, and pretend to be dead until the other person gets bored and leaves.
jtgreen76 on August 13rd, 2020 at 02:53 UTC »
I need this as a shirt.
meep_meep_mope on August 13rd, 2020 at 03:04 UTC »
It is estimated that a single opossum is capable of eating an estimated 5,000 ticks every season so they also like blood suckers.
CurlSagan on August 13rd, 2020 at 03:16 UTC »
Nature fact: Sometimes when opossums get scared, they empty their bowels and play dead. I think you could apply this tactic to your dating life as well. If you do something awkward, just lie down, shit yourself, and pretend to be dead until the other person gets bored and leaves.