I once asked my mom what prick meant and she went into a long explanation about bad words, etc etc and finally asked where I heard it. I said Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger and she was visibly red in the face. The entire exchange left my 5 year old self so much more confused than I started out.
We got the kids a kid-friendly book on basic anatomy after ours barged in on me in the bathroom a few times. So they’d try to say “Daddy has peanuts” sometimes, and we’d correct to, “No, Daddy has a penis. Peanuts are what we eat.” And it took them a little while, but they finally got the distinction.
They were so happy for themselves, that for a month thereafter, they would announce to every stranger, “We eat peanuts. Daddy has a penis.”
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sadzuzer on August 6th, 2020 at 17:59 UTC »
I once asked my mom what prick meant and she went into a long explanation about bad words, etc etc and finally asked where I heard it. I said Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger and she was visibly red in the face. The entire exchange left my 5 year old self so much more confused than I started out.
SheriffBartholomew on August 6th, 2020 at 18:12 UTC »
My niece used to ask where the titty was. You know, the titty that goes “meow.
ThatTrampJaneGoodall on August 6th, 2020 at 19:18 UTC »
We got the kids a kid-friendly book on basic anatomy after ours barged in on me in the bathroom a few times. So they’d try to say “Daddy has peanuts” sometimes, and we’d correct to, “No, Daddy has a penis. Peanuts are what we eat.” And it took them a little while, but they finally got the distinction.
They were so happy for themselves, that for a month thereafter, they would announce to every stranger, “We eat peanuts. Daddy has a penis.”