Anon is speed

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1mhotepp on August 6th, 2020 at 18:36 UTC »

Maybe Jeff is just a hard core Star Trek fan and wants to look like Captain Kirk...

Johnnadawearsglasses on August 6th, 2020 at 18:40 UTC »

>They inch even closer. It looks like he’s going to get Bezoomed after all

>Surrounded by overweight IRS agents in cheap Men’s Wearhouse suits, he pulls out a giant $8bn tax check and begins to sign with his 18” bionic cock

>The agents are shaking with anticipation, their pants covered in fresh jizz - chanting “Deep State! Deep State!”

>AOC unexpectedly drops down from the sky, Khazar milkers cushioning her fall

>She smiles horse-teethily as she reaches for the tax check, her panties damp from her seeping UBI infection

>Bezos suddenly smiles crookedly, his squintier eye rolling back in his head, as he rips off his clothes and reveals a giant sucking parasite he calls Mackenzie attached to both of his giant balls

>His powerful chemically induced muscles rippling, he tears her from his scrotum and into the ground. A third of his body is torn from him as Mackenzie sucks hungrily from the torn flesh

>But Bezos immediately regenerates his body to its full strength as a Prime Drone swoops down and pulls him back to his Cayman Island home

>The agents begin to scream in frenzied anger, turning on each other with their government issued anal probes

>AOC falls back into the dark shadows cackling quietly, and whispering - you’re mine in 2028, Bezos

davidwoohoo on August 6th, 2020 at 18:52 UTC »

Well he and other billionaires can do it legally