Ah they will never know

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ovalgoatkid on August 3rd, 2020 at 06:12 UTC »

the ceo looks around the room, ready to deliver a speech “GENTLEMEN” he says to the men, mr. Clyde, Jameson, Morgan, and Thomson. “And women” he says as well looking at mrs. Kara. “WE ARE MISSING A BIG PART OF OUR AUDIENCE FROM OUR SALES. teens” he states, with a low voice at the end. “WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO ATTRACT THE YOUNG ONES.” “IS IT MEMES, MEMES ABOUT SKELETONS, PISS, COMMUNISM??!?” He looks at the demographic chart quickly pointing at the missing numbers. “WE NEED IDEAS. HIT ME” “we could make funny meme ads directed for children!” Said mr. Clyde. “we could advertise at schools!” Said Mrs. Kara. “WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY MR. JAMESON, YOUR AWFULY QUIET?” “Well sir, I think we could start with a marketing campaign and make things teens like to attract them.” Said mr. Jameson. The ceo looked out the window, quietly. The room grew silent. To the point where you could here a pin drop. He quickly rushed over to mr. Jameson’s seat and chucked him out the window. “DAMNIT I FORGOT THIS BUILDING WAS ONLY ONE STORY” he looked down at me. Jameson “YOUR FIRED”. He walked out of the room, right before walking out he said “MR CLYDE WE ARE GOING WITH COMMERCIALS CONGRATS.” They all cheered, but only out of fear he would throw them out if they didn’t. Mr. Jameson climbed back through the window to get his briefcase.

gamer_official on August 3rd, 2020 at 06:24 UTC »

everybody knows teenagers are into two things, cellular phonograms & instabook

Roku-Hanmar on August 3rd, 2020 at 06:37 UTC »

I’m just imagining J Jonah Jameson screaming this