This reminds me of the time I was at grandmas and I didn’t want to goto church and pretended to be sick. Then later that night I ate some bad eggs and shit my pants but it didn’t really matter because they made me goto church anyway. Here I ended up having the norovirus and it wasn’t the eggs. I gave it to my pap pap when I saw him at church and he shit his pants a couple days later in his car. Ends up I wasn’t faking being sick after all and my grandma no longer tells me what to do because she died in the 90s.
This reminded me of a funny story, a few days after we watched this movie called the lawnmower man, my older brother inspired by it, asked me if I wanted to be a genius, I said yes and he attached my fingers with crocodile clip wires to the M.S dos running PC we had at the time. He then pranked me by making low pitch polyphonic sounds and telling me that there was an error and it's deleting my brain, I tried to pull it out but he said It'll delete my memory if I do, I cried. I was 6 years old.
lock6 on July 1st, 2020 at 10:38 UTC »
There goes your college fund
FesterTaint on July 1st, 2020 at 11:25 UTC »
This reminds me of the time I was at grandmas and I didn’t want to goto church and pretended to be sick. Then later that night I ate some bad eggs and shit my pants but it didn’t really matter because they made me goto church anyway. Here I ended up having the norovirus and it wasn’t the eggs. I gave it to my pap pap when I saw him at church and he shit his pants a couple days later in his car. Ends up I wasn’t faking being sick after all and my grandma no longer tells me what to do because she died in the 90s.
samantro on July 1st, 2020 at 11:49 UTC »
This reminded me of a funny story, a few days after we watched this movie called the lawnmower man, my older brother inspired by it, asked me if I wanted to be a genius, I said yes and he attached my fingers with crocodile clip wires to the M.S dos running PC we had at the time. He then pranked me by making low pitch polyphonic sounds and telling me that there was an error and it's deleting my brain, I tried to pull it out but he said It'll delete my memory if I do, I cried. I was 6 years old.