My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with

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fartsaturinals_ on June 26th, 2020 at 20:07 UTC »

Shucks. She didn't get you any.

PMRd51 on June 26th, 2020 at 20:51 UTC »

I’m a 50 year old man. Maybe I’m pregnant

Nokomis34 on June 26th, 2020 at 21:52 UTC »

Reminds me of one time I made myself a sandwich. My pregnant wife asked for a bite. No problem, she can absolutely have a bite. Anyway, she takes a bite and I reach to take my sandwich back. She pulls it away and tells me to go make my own sandwich.