SLPT: Your baby not ready to do cocaine

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BrigadierGeneralBubl on May 27th, 2020 at 04:47 UTC »

Fuck that. Shit's expensive, lil fucker doesn't know how to make the most of it.

thebackupquarterback on May 27th, 2020 at 04:59 UTC »

How is this shitty?

You really shouldn't let your baby do too much cocaine.

ExternalUserError on May 27th, 2020 at 05:22 UTC »

Giving a baby coke is the worst thing a parent could do. It'll be impossible to get that little fucker to sleep afterwards! Try heroin instead.