funniest greentext

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gay_pie on May 23rd, 2020 at 12:36 UTC »

I just read the whole thing with so much attention not really sure what to expect like damn.thanks fot wasting my time, take your goddamn upvote and leave me alone

Johnnadawearsglasses on May 23rd, 2020 at 12:48 UTC »

Contrary to popular belief, Reddit does not give you cancer

I’m on here all the time and I feel great

Lost 20 pounds in the past month and still going

Edit - if you like greentexts, today is Old Greentext Day on r/newgreentexts. I do it about 4x a year for one day. What that means is classic greentexts from the vault, 95% of which you've never seen before. Hope to see you

Awabing on May 23rd, 2020 at 13:02 UTC »

I was like “This will have like some stupid shit at the end, but I’ll read it anyways.”