Reminds me of the story of a guy being evaluated by a psychiatrist. He believes he is not alive, some sort of walking dead. So, the psychiatrist asks the patient if dead people can bleed -- 'of course dead people don't bleed' is the answer. Then the psychiatrist takes a pen knife and runs it across the patient's palm; beads of blood start forming in the small cut. The patient looks down, then up at the psychiatrist with a look of wonder -- 'well I guess dead people do bleed'.
BrightenthatIdea on May 21st, 2020 at 13:15 UTC »
Wonder what they think they're dying from on their deathbed when they were perfectly heathy 2 weeks before
SlightlyStable on May 21st, 2020 at 13:16 UTC »
"Your lung just collapsed."
https://i.imgur.com/p3fauOa.gif
longtimegeek on May 21st, 2020 at 13:26 UTC »
Reminds me of the story of a guy being evaluated by a psychiatrist. He believes he is not alive, some sort of walking dead. So, the psychiatrist asks the patient if dead people can bleed -- 'of course dead people don't bleed' is the answer. Then the psychiatrist takes a pen knife and runs it across the patient's palm; beads of blood start forming in the small cut. The patient looks down, then up at the psychiatrist with a look of wonder -- 'well I guess dead people do bleed'.